There are several ways you can get a copy of your very own to cherish and love.
- You can just come up to me and ask me nicely. I usually have some on me wherever I go. It might be a little awkward at first but eventually I will come to appreciate your enthusiasm.
- You can contact me through email or FB or Twitter or Instagram or Google+ or this blog or Tumblr or get real old school and send me a text message. Make sure to include your address and why you deserve a free copy (no excuses refused).
- You can purchase your copy all legitimate-like for just a buck over at the Rowan Morrison Books online shop.
There might be some stores carrying them eventually, but I wouldn't hold your breath.
It's chock full of great things, as is the Junk Pirate website and FB fan page, so get into it or get out my face.