Junk Pirate #16

Junk Pirate #16 is out now. It has lots of good stuff, like a letter from some guy in Santa Rita, Certificate of Death, Gremlins trading stickers, Wizard Dust Mop, Get out of Drunk Tank free card, the OptiVisor, 99 Wife-Savers, The Working Girl's Doodle Pad (number 2!), Drag Racing Club, other people's wedding photos, Skeletor, Ladies Score Card, Structure of Freemasonry, Y2K Survival Guide, Jokers, specimen collection information, Vincent Price's favorite game, not one but two horse diagrams, "I am a tree.", Party Pooper Award, Declaration of Mid-Life Crisis certificate, Hickety Pickety, "...just see if I don't!", and more.

If you are reading this than you most assuredly know me well enough to deserve a free copy. If you don't, than go here to buy it. Thanks to all the hard workers at the EBD (good to have you back, Jammer), and the fine folks at Rowan Morrison Publishing (me and Nara).

"When you have problem remember me. I will always beside you."