Junk Pirate #16

Junk Pirate #16 is out now. It has lots of good stuff, like a letter from some guy in Santa Rita, Certificate of Death, Gremlins trading stickers, Wizard Dust Mop, Get out of Drunk Tank free card, the OptiVisor, 99 Wife-Savers, The Working Girl's Doodle Pad (number 2!), Drag Racing Club, other people's wedding photos, Skeletor, Ladies Score Card, Structure of Freemasonry, Y2K Survival Guide, Jokers, specimen collection information, Vincent Price's favorite game, not one but two horse diagrams, "I am a tree.", Party Pooper Award, Declaration of Mid-Life Crisis certificate, Hickety Pickety, "...just see if I don't!", and more.

If you are reading this than you most assuredly know me well enough to deserve a free copy. If you don't, than go here to buy it. Thanks to all the hard workers at the EBD (good to have you back, Jammer), and the fine folks at Rowan Morrison Publishing (me and Nara).

"When you have problem remember me. I will always beside you."

Albany Skate Bowl

Rumor has it that the concrete skate bowl in the Albany landfill park is getting torn down sometime soon. There is another, conflicting rumor that the skate bowl is actually getting expanded. On thing you can be sure of is that Jacob Tillman recently visited the East Bay and, once again, tore it up. Bonus air from Duncan. I've got the video to prove it...